I’ve spent a few days out of town, in my boyfriend’s new flat. This new place is quite beautiful, a 100 year old townhouse, at street level.
The disadvantages of having a teenager as your partner sometimes becomes evident. Well, he is 23 years old, but his teenage years hasn’t run out yet. The time is noon. He is still sleeping as I am typing this. The clock on the wall is incorrect, as it stopped four years ago, and he didn’t bother changing batteries since.
So here comes the Luciferian’s top 5 advantages and disadvantages of having a teenage partner.
- Youthful energy you can draw on.
- They are always ready for sex.
- As sexual partners they can enjoy sex multiple times with no breaks in between.
- They usually like computers and technology
- They know all the latest trends
- Goes to bed late
- Gets out of bed even later
- Needs 12 hours of sleep.
- Strong opinions, no experience
- Interrupts when older people are talking
In my case I am old and experienced yet there is something about youth I don’t want to let go. Maybe my grandmother was right, then 90 years old when she gave me this insight once: “I still feel like 16 years in my head”.
Age is matured by experience and the decay of the body. In my case my body has not aged since around when I was 23. Except for a more dull hair, which I could color if I’d like. But I will just let it go grey.
My energy is quite young, my boyfriend complains every day that somewhere in there is a 10-year old girl that is trapped inside my body. This is the side of me that he sees when I am bored in supermarkets or we are doing something boring.
Except I do not sleep for that long! Fuck.