Oh Lord who art in heaven.

Yes you.

Come down here, lets have a talk.

Tomorrow I go to work. After a long vacation. Ok? So please open the seven seals and end this. Because my colleagues are so fucking annoying.

Ok? Thanks – go back up and please surprise me tomorrow. Do one thing right for once. Dont wait for another world war. Its not worth it. Neither is sitting with 200 of my colleagues in a canteen listening to their conformist vacation stories.

Oh Satan Lord of the Seven Hells, please comfort us in the next hours when we must deal with this shit.

Buddha, lend me some of that tranquil spirit shit.

Everyone else shut up.