Don’t forget, the post-apocalyptic party.

You probably didn’t know that The Rapture has been scheduled for May 21, 2011.

Oh yeah, I know you’re thinking, “Why wasn’t I informed?” Maybe, because you weren’t invited. But turn that frown upside down. Here’s an invitation to the party of all parties.

Why? Because on the Day After Judgment Day we’ll finally have the world to ourselves.